The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight (maeincarnate) wrote,
The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight
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It's Friday Poll Time!

Poll #1564278 Friday! Friday!! Friday!!!

eideteker -- So Betty White is hosting SNL. Has her career really fallen so far?

She's almost ninety and people want to pay her to be on TV. Fuck standards, she should whore herself out as long as she can.
1(25.0%)
Has SNL fallen so far that they have to let Facebook decide who hosts?
1(25.0%)
I'd say that you should compare this to the shame void that was Match Game, but then again, at least one could assume she had a skull full of cocaine at the time.
0(0.0%)
The world has a fever for old ladies cursing and issuing double-entendre. And the only cure is Betty White.
2(50.0%)

The Friday Poll: determining the answers to all your pointless questions: renob423 -- straight or gay? elena kagan

Straight.
2(66.7%)
Gay.
1(33.3%)

renob423 -- tom cruise

Straight.
0(0.0%)
Gay.
3(100.0%)

renob423 -- kevin spacey

Straight.
1(33.3%)
Gay.
2(66.7%)

renob423 -- sanjia [Sanjaya, the American Idol fauxhawk guy]

Straight.
0(0.0%)
Gay.
1(33.3%)
Whatever. Like he's relevant.
2(66.7%)

renob423 -- bert and ernie

Straight.
2(66.7%)
Gay.
1(33.3%)

renob423 -- the kids in the hall

Straight.
0(0.0%)
Gay.
1(25.0%)
Approximately 80% straight and 20% gay.
3(75.0%)

renob423 -- janet reno

Straight.
1(33.3%)
Gay.
0(0.0%)
See option #3 above re: Sanjaya.
2(66.7%)

renob423 -- anderson cooper

Straight.
1(33.3%)
Gay.
2(66.7%)

renob423 -- oprah

Straight.
1(33.3%)
Gay.
2(66.7%)

renob423 -- michale ian black

Straight.
1(33.3%)
Gay.
2(66.7%)

renob423 -- thomas lennon

Straight.
2(66.7%)
Gay.
1(33.3%)

renob423 -- lindsay lohan

Straight.
3(100.0%)
Gay.
0(0.0%)

renob423 -- ann hesche

Straight.
1(33.3%)
Gay.
0(0.0%)
Ask the 90's. Maybe they care.
2(66.7%)

renob423 -- winnie the pooh

Straight.
1(33.3%)
Gay.
0(0.0%)
What?
2(66.7%)

renob423 -- trent reznor

Straight.
1(33.3%)
Gay.
2(66.7%)

renob423 -- whoopi goldberg

Straight.
1(33.3%)
Gay.
2(66.7%)

Does your work offer any sort of special summer things? Check all that apply.

Relaxed dress code.
1(25.0%)
Compressed-time schedule (work x hours a day longer to bank time off).
2(50.0%)
Early Friday dismissals.
0(0.0%)
Um...they turn on the AC?
1(25.0%)

Believe it or not, part of my job is writing customer satisfaction surveys and other polls. This afternoon, I'm launching a survey by one department in the office asking the rest of the staff to rate that department. The results will be:

About as useful as anytime an employee is asked to give their honest opinion about anything work-related when they know they're not anonymous.
0(0.0%)
About as useful as anytime an employee is asked to give their honest opinion about anything work-related even if they have been promised that it's anonymous.
1(25.0%)
Somebody crying.
2(50.0%)
A useful performance benchmark, a valuable source for information on which policies and procedures are most effective and an idea bank for services that do not yet exist but would be helpful.
1(25.0%)

YOUR QUESTION HERE

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