The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight (maeincarnate) wrote,
The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight
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It's Friday Poll Time!

Poll #1571039 Friday! Friday!! Friday!!!

mac -- what is worse - celebrity twitter overload or

The Wednesday morning Dancing with the Stars roundtable at the coffee machine.
0(0.0%)
Being stuck in some waiting room with a TV on you can't change off of The View.
3(50.0%)
"Your beer choices are Heineken and Corona."
2(33.3%)
The consequences of mistakenly making eye contact with a street charity/petition signing/pyramid scheme solicitor.
1(16.7%)

eideteker -- Why can't I be like Endicott? I had to google this, and it appears the question has been posed elsewhere, with the same sort of results we would probably get here.

Is that the Mambo #5 guy?
1(16.7%)
Pee Wee's Playhouse has squatters. The neighborhood has gone to shit.
2(33.3%)
Ponder this: everyone in this video got laid as a result of appearing in it.
2(33.3%)
It's not the Mambo #5 guy, it's Sisquo's dad.
1(16.7%)

renob423 -- assuming you live to be old, would you rather have your body go out and be stuck in a wheel chair and unable to move but know it ot have dementia set in and never know what is going on but still be able to move and do stuff?

Stuck in a wheelchair with full mental capacity. That way I can still make the sort of casually dickish comments that make old people so awesome such as reminding people how much weight they've gained or how stupid their children are.
3(50.0%)
Fully mobile but out of it. When else can you enjoy freedom of being able to do whatever the fuck you want whenever the fuck you want to without consequence.
3(50.0%)

On the way into work the other day, we saw the personalized license plate STA CHMP. What do you think it meant?

Stay Chimp.
2(33.3%)
State Chump.
4(66.7%)

Talking with calamine_tea yesterday about her recent trip to Arkansas, she commented on the "hill people", a very Arkansas-specific subculture that most of the world will never find out about. What other kind of regional subculture would you like to see a show on TLC or something about?

Hill People, be they Arkansas or some variety of Appalachian or Smokey Mountain.
1(20.0%)
Leftover hippie commune types.
2(40.0%)
Moonies.
1(20.0%)
Segregated religious sects, like the one that got exposed last year for marrying off their 10 year olds and stuff.
1(20.0%)

Other:

Since we're doing binaries today, more annoying:

Flop-flop click.
3(50.0%)
High-heel clack.
3(50.0%)

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