The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight (maeincarnate) wrote,
The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight
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It's Friday Poll Time!

I leave next Friday morning for a two-week trip to Italy, so this will be the last poll until July 9. The comments section is open the entire time for additional questions come up with during the hiatus.

Poll #1577187 Friday! Friday!! Friday!!!

mac -- Best Lifetime movie ever (Other than "Mother, May I sleep with Danger?")? We're gonna have to go by title, as I don't think I've seen a lifetime movie since the one where the sorority girls made Six stand on a table while they drew circles around her fat.

The list of Lifetime Movies is awesome. Based on the titles alone, which of the following Lifetime Movies (not counting The Hunt for the Unicorn Killer, because...duh) would you most like to play as a D&D Module?

eideteker -- 1. What would you do if suddenly a cool 5 grand fell into your lap? Let's say you have $5K left after you do that one responsible thing you would do with a sudden cash windfall like paying off your car loan:

Buy a guide to the best truckstops in America and take a week off from work to see if they're right.
1(33.3%)
Outfit the living room with a gigantic TV and a sick sound system.
0(0.0%)
Buy some fun, yet totally impractical item such as a Vespa or a Segway.
1(33.3%)
Take a two-week trip to Italy. Oh wait...
1(33.3%)

eideteker -- 2. You just won a day with Lowell from Wings (character or actor, you pick). What do you do?

Having never watched Wings, check out Wikipedia to figure out which character that was.
1(33.3%)
Ask if he has any insight into his character in Sideways' motivation for hanging out with that douchebag wine snob guy.
2(66.7%)
When you went on your press junkets for Spiderman 3, did you constantly get barraged with questions about the goddawful tapdance scene? What was your defense?
0(0.0%)
Whatever happened to Brawndo's stock after they started watering the crops?
0(0.0%)

eideteker -- 3. Also, can I be your friend in the event of you going through a midlife crisis?

You just want to make out with me and give me hickies on my forearms and shit. I get it.
0(0.0%)
Can you suspend your sense of decorum long enough to suck Jello through a straw at the Six Brothers on 46?
1(33.3%)
If you can score yourself a pager and a jean jacket with some "wacky" buttons on it, you're in.
2(66.7%)
You and the nine other people I can cram into my Corolla.
0(0.0%)

renob423 -- best name, the justice gorilla, phony annoying dofus or the mad poller?

The Justice Guerilla.
2(100.0%)
Phony Annoying Doofus.
0(0.0%)
The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight.
0(0.0%)

Suggestions for better "names" for my LJ:

renob423 -- is comfest going to be any different this year as rumored? (see comments)

The usual buzz of the event will be significantly harshed.
0(0.0%)
While the organizer guy has vowed to suspend his activity at Comfest to focus on the vagaries of the world, such "seismic" activities will soldier on, unaware of the effects of the "quakes" under his feet. Attendees remain stoned.
0(0.0%)
There will be at minimum one fewer Comfest fan in attendance, not counting the most likely recipient of the Bryan Barbin Memorial Scholarship.
1(33.3%)
The cops will not turn a "blind" eye this year, but more of a 20/100 eye, blind to those who give the courtesy of discretion but aware of the most blatant lawbreakers.
2(66.7%)

renob423 -- loretta lynn recently did a music fest in nelsonville. she's 75. is she broke or just really bored?

She's taking a page from the Betty White Book of Senior Citizen Media Capitalization.
0(0.0%)
The royalty checks for her cameo on Roseanne aren't paying off like they used to.
0(0.0%)
For the same reason that The Eagles and Fleetwood Mac still put on some of the highest-earning tours every year: even in country music, people know the new stuff is shit.
1(33.3%)
Boredom. She did a music fest in a city in Ohio that nobody outside has ever heard of. It couldn't have been for money or exposure.
2(66.7%)

On the continuing topic of terrible made-for-TV movies, who should play Rod Blagoyjivaich?

YOUR QUESTION HERE

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