The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight (maeincarnate) wrote,
The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight
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It's Friday Poll Time!

Exciting news for your Pollkeeper: the fella and I adopted two cats this week! Gaze upon them and know adorableness: http://www.flickr.com/photos/jerseyspice/sets/72157624564424082/detail/

Poll #1596154 Friday! Friday!! Friday!!!

renob423 -- baseball: national past time or national waste of time? i like my athletes to be: jacked up on roids or drug free (except for coke, alcohol, and all that other stuff pro athletes do)

Steriod free.
2(33.3%)
I don't care if they take steriods if they don't care that their achievements made while on them don't count.
3(50.0%)
Eeh, whatever. Sports, schmorts.
1(16.7%)

renob423 -- is golf a real sport?

Real sport.
4(66.7%)
Not a sport.
2(33.3%)

renob423 -- how about bowling?

Real sport.
2(33.3%)
Not a sport.
4(66.7%)

renob423 -- competitive eating ?

Real sport.
2(33.3%)
Not a sport.
4(66.7%)

renob423 -- xgames? This brings up a overall theoretical question. Must sports have a quantitaive method of scoring to prove winners and losers, or can a qualitatively judged event, given the right amount of atheleticism be a sport?

Real sports have quantitative scoring systems.
5(83.3%)
Atheletic demonstrations judged by the opinions of others, no matter how intensely physical, are not real sports.
1(16.7%)

eideteker -- Best Billy Squier song?

Lonely is the Night.
0(0.0%)
The Stroke.
3(50.0%)
Everybody Wants You.
0(0.0%)
um.
3(50.0%)

eideteker -- Also, Best NIN-alike? (e.g. Stabbing Westward, Filter, God Lives Underwater, etc.)

Stabbing Westward.
1(16.7%)
Filter.
3(50.0%)
God Lives Underwater.
0(0.0%)
Gravity Kills.
2(33.3%)

THREE DAYS UNTIL MADMEN!

Squee!
2(33.3%)
Buh?
0(0.0%)
Meh.
4(66.7%)

If I write FRAGILE or something to that effect on a package to be shipped, I assume:

the package handlers will take extra caution to ensure its safety.
0(0.0%)
the package handlers will treat it no differently than any other.
4(66.7%)
the package handlers will purposefully manhandle the package.
2(33.3%)

Salad:

Plate.
0(0.0%)
Bowl.
6(100.0%)

Today is our work temp's last day. He's a good guy and will be missed. On Monday he starts an internship on the hill, and was telling me about some of the other ones he looked at and/or applied to. One of them stated on their website that while they do not offer a paid stipend, they "take the interns out to lots of fabulous lunches." The correct response to this is:

Awesome. My landlord gladly accepts rent payments in fabulous lunches.
1(16.7%)
What percentage of those lunches will you match in the 401K plan?
1(16.7%)
Since apparently it's not important for me to have a place to live during this internship, will you be issuing me a cot?
3(50.0%)
Will it be considered a breach of contract if these lunches turn out to be less than fabulous?
1(16.7%)

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