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It's Friday Poll Time!

Poll #1608071 Friday! Friday!! Friday!!!

popespydie -- So is The Replacements just a beefed up steroid filled version of Ocean's 11?

Plucky underdog football scabs lead by Johnny Utah vs. plucky underdog thieves lead by George Clooney? Maybe.
0(0.0%)
All-American classic rock band vs. Mostly-American classic heist? I dunno.
1(20.0%)
Family-friendly formulaic Disney tween show vs. Crowd-friendly formulaic Hollywood blockbuster? I guess.
1(20.0%)
You mean the Expendables? Well, as long as the sequel doesn't feature some absurd bullshit where they realize Sly's character looks a lot like Sylvester Stallone, we should be okay.
3(60.0%)

eideteker -- So when is the weekly poll going to turn into a book deal?

As soon as somebody in publishing takes their head out of their ass and wises up, that's when.
1(20.0%)
The Friday Poll book will mark the beginning of a paradigm-shifting return of the Choose Your Own Adventure format.
1(20.0%)
Because like all blog-to-book deals, paper copies of internet archives are bound to sell like Beanie Babies to the "I like LOLcats but don't have a way to surf the internet on the shitter" crowd.
2(40.0%)
It's doubtful. There aren't enough questions about New York hipsters, fattening foods, cute animals or made-up things people try to pass off as observations.
1(20.0%)

renob423 -- how could instant coffee possibly be any worse than regular coffee?

Consider it like the difference between freshly-squeezed orange juice and Tang.
0(0.0%)
I understand you don't like coffee, but this question is like of the "I don't watch TV" defense when people try to get cred for being unaware of obvious things. Put on your imagination hat for a minute and think about it.
3(75.0%)
Beats Starbucks, that's for sure.
1(25.0%)
It's even worse than that gritty shit that comes out of my office coffee machine from the individual coffee balloons. And that's saying a lot.
0(0.0%)

renob423 -- men: do you shave your face in the shower?

In shower.
2(100.0%)
Out of shower.
0(0.0%)

renob42 -- wrapping gifts in tinfoil: funny or annyoing? What? Who wraps gifts in tin foil? Is this another one of those Sweetest Day things that only Canadians and Midwesterners are aware of? wrapping gifts at all: pointless or thoughtful?

Pointless.
2(40.0%)
Thoughtful.
0(0.0%)
Fun.
2(40.0%)
Standard protocol so I haven't really thought about it.
1(20.0%)

renob423 -- longest youve gone without showering? In days.

Mean: 4.60 Median: 4 Std. Dev 1.85
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1
0(0.0%)
2
0(0.0%)
3
2(40.0%)
4
1(20.0%)
5
1(20.0%)
6
0(0.0%)
7
0(0.0%)
8
1(20.0%)
9
0(0.0%)
10
0(0.0%)
11
0(0.0%)
12
0(0.0%)
13
0(0.0%)
14
0(0.0%)

renob423 -- fall:yay/nay

Yay!
4(80.0%)
Nay.
1(20.0%)

We've all been there: you open a stall door to find a toilet full of shit and TP that someone probably forgot to flush, the auto-flusher didn't go off, or the last person to use it doesn't understand the concept of class 2 levers. What do you do?

Sac up, flush it, use the toilet.
1(20.0%)
Sac up, flush it, use a different toilet.
1(20.0%)
Fuck this, use another toilet.
3(60.0%)

Renob emailed, suggesting Rear Gear. Butt Covers for your Cat and Dog as a solution to Mr. Taggart's dingleberry problem. Since the sight of the poop is less of an issue than the actual presence of the poop, this doesn't cure the disease as much as it cures the symptoms, if you will. But what the existence of these butt covers does show is:

The folks who popularized tail-stubbing were tragically shortsighted.
1(20.0%)
If you can't handle the ungodly sight of your own dog's asshole, maybe pet ownership is not for you.
3(60.0%)
Likewise, are you going to be in a world of hurt should you ever have kids.
1(20.0%)
The movie Se7en is proven right once again: there's no problem, from animal assholes to decaying human flesh that a tree-shaped air freshener can't solve.
0(0.0%)

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