The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight (maeincarnate) wrote,
The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight
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It's Friday Poll Time!

Poll #1611483 Friday! Friday!! Friday!!!

mac -- Child Harnesses. What other inventions were created purely for outsiders amusement?

Feather-on-a-stick cat toys.
0(0.0%)
Those walking stick ski-pole things.
4(80.0%)
The speed-walking method that combines rigorous arm pumps with exaggerated hip swaggles.
1(20.0%)
Hump-action ab machines.
0(0.0%)

eideteker -- How do I cure myself of "no good music since I turned 21" syndrome?

Spend hours upon hours reading music blogs, listening to free mp3s of indie bands, and enduring the 95% of shit to find anything worth listening to.
0(0.0%)
Finding someone who has the patience to do all that and leech off their efforts.
4(80.0%)
Check the lineup at the hip local venues (or thanks to the intarwebs, ones from distant cities) and google the bands playing there.
0(0.0%)
However you do it, do it fast because it takes about 12 years of that syndrome to morph into "Not interested in finding music made since I was 21" syndrome.
1(20.0%)

renob423 -- have you ever intentionally taken a public shit and left it without flushing? I have heard from someone that in their fraternity, if you took an especially impressive shit, it was both acceptable and encouraged to get up, wipe & flush in another toilet so others could marvel upon it.

Gross, no!
3(60.0%)
Intentionally? No. But there was this one time that I realized as I was walking out of the bathroom that the girl (who already didn't like me) who went into the stall right after me must have enjoyed the horror therein that I forgot to flush.
1(20.0%)
Yep. Fuckers.
1(20.0%)

renob423 -- strangest place you have ever shit? Combo: worst place you have ever shit? In my shorts while running to the bathroom cabin at Brownie camp in 2nd grade. You?

renob423 -- more fun, shitting someplace cool or pissing off something really high up (like a bridge)?

Shitting someplace cool.
0(0.0%)
Pissing off something high up.
3(60.0%)
I'm a girl. I can't urinate off of things (well, most things) and I don't create shit; rather, I excrete something akin to cinnamon buns.
2(40.0%)

renob423 -- shit at work?

Yes. Everybody shits, I don't have time to dick around, so lookout folks.
3(60.0%)
Yes, but I sit and wait for everyone else to leave, making subtle noises to signify that I'm waiting and they need to get the hell out.
2(40.0%)
No.
0(0.0%)

I recently received an email that had this as the signature line: "Please excuse any misspellings or grammatical errors contained in this message as it was composed on my BlackBerry Wireless Handheld."

Genius.
2(40.0%)
Stupid.
3(60.0%)

My signature is:

Nice and pretty.
2(40.0%)
Legible.
0(0.0%)
Recognizable initial letters with squiggles in between.
3(60.0%)
A mess.
0(0.0%)

I have:

Two signatures: a nice one for signing important things, and my quick & dirty one.
3(60.0%)
One nice signature for everything.
0(0.0%)
One messy signature for everything.
2(40.0%)

When it comes to fast food, I:

Think about which restaurant I want to go to then decide what to eat.
0(0.0%)
Think about what I want to eat and then go to the restaurant that serves it.
3(100.0%)

Type a question here and I'll write answers for it next week (maybe somebody still doesn't know how this works)

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