The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight (maeincarnate) wrote,
The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight
maeincarnate

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It's Friday Poll Time!

Poll #1617230 Friday! Friday!! Friday!!!

calamine_tea -- What the hell am I going to do with these hot stones for the next 90 minutes?

Time for some Kobe!
0(0.0%)
Make a sauna for your Lego men.
3(60.0%)
Prepare for a possible career change to being a chef. Those nerve endings aren't going to singe themselves off.
1(20.0%)
Give yourself a nice perm, oldskool style.
1(20.0%)

mac -- How do the sight deprived pick up after their seeing eye dog? I feel like this deserves an 'as seen on tv' gimic....but then thats an issue too i guess. Come to think of it, I've never seen a seeing eye dog poop. They're well trained, but not that well.

The Post-Feed Bag: a sack that hangs on the dog's tail to collect what comes after you feed him.
1(20.0%)
No-No Labels: a doggy biscuit that contains a plastic tape identifying the doodie as coming from a service dog. Let the public know you're not inconsiderate!
1(20.0%)
The Boo Boo Buzzer: a pair of alarms, specially calibrated to detect dog waste odors - one for the dog's tail to alert the owner it's coming and another for their wrist to find it.
2(40.0%)
Doggie Bags: a specially scented plastic bag that affixes to your service dog's saddle bags that encourage him to pack his poop himself. Indulges your dog's natural urge to play with his own feces!
1(20.0%)

eideteker -- I keep getting misdelivered mail for someone who is working on "Edible toothpicks." I haven't alerted them to the mishap because it's hilarious to watch. What other products can I suggest to the team?

The Astro-Blood Pressure monitor: Check your beats and your vibes in one squeeze!
2(40.0%)
The Zapbrella: a shady patio umbrella with a bug zapper pole. Keep pests away from your picnic! Optional drop tray available.
1(20.0%)
Dashboard Trivia: an interactive audio game that plugs into your car stereo that reads brain-teasing questions and works with your stereo buttons for you to provide your answers. Keep your mind sharp and your eyes on the road!
0(0.0%)
Menstraware: the tampon coated with a special pH strip that tests for common STDs. Keeping you feeling fresh and knowing you're safe!
2(40.0%)

Suggested slogans for Edible Toothpicks:

Don't let that pesky pick keep you from eating your club sandwich one second longer!
0(0.0%)
Promote oral hygiene and increase your fiber intake in one stick!
4(80.0%)
A minty fresh breath and a minty fresh snack in one!
1(20.0%)
Never let chicken cordon bleu stab you again!
0(0.0%)

renob423 -- president with the coolest name?

Millard Fillmore.
1(20.0%)
Franklin Pierce.
2(40.0%)
Ulysses S. Grant.
0(0.0%)
Grover Cleveland.
2(40.0%)

renob423 -- president with the most bad ass facial hair?

renob423 -- president that wore those white whigs the best? I see what you did there. It looks like someone caught a History Channel marathon this weekend. president with the worst name? See also: renob question 1. president you know least about other than he was a president?

Pretty much every president between Jefferson and Lincoln.
3(60.0%)
The onese between Lincoln and Teddy Roosevelt.
0(0.0%)
The guys between TR and Eisenhower, except for Franklin Roosevelt.
0(0.0%)
I know very little about anyone pre-Kennedy, with the exception of those named above.
2(40.0%)

renob423 -- # of president's homes visited? Check all that apply.

Mt. Vernon.
1(14.3%)
Monticello.
1(14.3%)
Does the White House count?
2(28.6%)
Some other president's house(s).
3(42.9%)

Has your workplace suffered the post-summer productivity increase?

Yes. God yes.
0(0.0%)
Nah, give it another week.
1(20.0%)
The what now?
4(80.0%)

What the shit is with Google thing opening up a search page even before I'm done typing?

Google knows. You don't even have to ask.
0(0.0%)
Oh yeah? If you're so fucking smart, Google, why does it take at least 2 keystrokes before you recognize I typed something? No, I did not mean "st of US Presidents".
4(80.0%)
Man, I hated having to type my entire search and then pressing enter. Thanks for another lifesaver, Google!
1(20.0%)
The what now?
0(0.0%)

Typos in instant messages:

Should not appear. Just because it's "instant" doesn't mean you can't proof.
0(0.0%)
Whatever. It's supposed to be quick and conversational. Accidents happen and you know what I meant.
5(100.0%)

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