The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight (maeincarnate) wrote,
The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight
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It's Friday Poll Time!

Poll #1623204 Friday! Friday!! Friday!!!

popespydie -- why aren't there monkeys in the US?

Clearly you haven't spent much time at Costco on a Saturday morning. There are plenty of monkeys wandering around the US in human clothes.
3(60.0%)
America already has enough of the cool stuff. Adding monkeys would be too unfair to the rest of the world.
1(20.0%)
Um, hello? Haven't you seen Planet of the Apes?
1(20.0%)
While the Monkey Gang show didn't quite deliver what I hoped for, it certainly drove home the benefit of being monkey-free.
0(0.0%)

renob423 -- best song written about rain? Funny you ask this, many of my favorite songs by a particular band are the ones about rain.

Have You Ever Seen The Rain by Creedence Clearwater Revival.
1(20.0%)
Fool in the Rain by Led Zeppelin.
0(0.0%)
Red Rain by Peter Gabriel.
2(40.0%)
Here Comes the Rain Again by the Eurythmics.
2(40.0%)

renob423 -- how often does it rain where you live? Both frequently and infrequently enough that we're constantly under either a drought watch or a flash flood watch. if it never rained again, would you miss the rain? Ecological consequences aside:

Yes. There's something great about a rainy day or a cool rainstorm.
5(100.0%)
No. Fuck rain.
0(0.0%)

renob423 -- is snow better than rain?

No, I hate the cold.
2(40.0%)
Yes, as long as I don't have to drive or go to work.
3(60.0%)

renob423 -- do they have tornado warnings too often these days? They have too many CYA severe weather warnings in general these days. have you ever seen that movie twister? is it any good? I have not. If you have seen it, please rate it here:

1 star - unwatchable.
1(20.0%)
2 stars - I sat through the whole thing then regretted losing those 2 hours of my life.
0(0.0%)
3 stars - A decent way to kill time on a plane or hung over Sunday.
0(0.0%)
4 stars - Great, but not the greatest.
1(20.0%)
5 stars - A modern classic; a must-watch anytime it shows up on TV.
0(0.0%)
I have never seen it.
3(60.0%)

eideteker -- Should I bother attending the duelling Comedy Central rallies in DC next month?

You wouldn't be a very good smug hipster if you actually showed up.
1(20.0%)
Yes. You need to do your part to show the world that you think people who go to political rallies are stupid.
2(40.0%)
I wouldn't recommend it, but as a local, I avoid downtown DC anytime there's some sort of rally going on.
2(40.0%)
Yes. If two comedians who play political pundits on TV think it's a good idea, it's got to be.
0(0.0%)

Yesterday was my birthday. You know you're getting old when:

People joke that you're turning 21, 25, or 29 again.
1(20.0%)
You're no longer considered one of the "young people" at work.
2(40.0%)
When someone significantly older than you refers to someone else being "our age".
1(20.0%)
When your birthday party invitations have a clause about bringing children.
1(20.0%)

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