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The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight
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It's Friday Poll Time!

Poll #1638039 Friday! Friday!! Friday!!!

rskipwo -- What do you want for Christmas? I'm actually kind of happy you asked. The family has requested an early start on the wish lists, and I haven't yet complied.

A high quality instant-read thermometer with probe.
0(0.0%)
Arkham Horror: Kingsport Horror Expansion.
2(50.0%)
I can always use more watches.
1(25.0%)
I hate to be so boring, but Target or Home Depot Cards, or XBLA points.
1(25.0%)

mac -- Best out of the ordinary halloween outfit (im thinking the Shamwow guy would be awesome...)

On the ShamWow tip, Zombie Billy Mays.
1(25.0%)
Some outdated pop culture icon, like a Spice Girl or Austin Powers.
1(25.0%)
A hotel bedbug.
2(50.0%)
A standard-issue costume wearing a costume. Like Cowboy Ghost or Vampire Construction Worker.
0(0.0%)

renob423 -- what is it with zombies all of a sudden?

Take one look at film profits from 28 Days Later through whatever turd Romero just squeezed out, the success of the Walking Dead comics and video games such as Dead Rising and Left 4 Dead.
1(25.0%)
As wisely put by my brother, a zombie outbreak is the ultimate badass fantasy. You get to beat people with bats, but they're slow so if things get really hairy you can escape. You're a survivalist, but there's still modern stuff around so it's not so bad.
3(75.0%)
The world is so hypercivilized and the average joe spends the majority of his life in no real danger. Zombies allow us to feed our savage side.
0(0.0%)
No real human can ever be a villain again lest other members of any demographic group that villian can be associated with, whether realistically or or a complete made-up stretch, cry racism.
0(0.0%)

renob423 -- what happened to pirates and ninjas?

Some people still actually care about these things. A friend of mine who is on Team Pirate says he got into a fight with a Ninja at the latest Pirate Day event he went to.
1(25.0%)
Ninjas were played out by 2002, and Pirates were always kinda lame.
2(50.0%)
Trends may come and go, but pirates and ninjas are forever.
0(0.0%)
The great thing about zombies is that they can be added to anything. Zombie pirates...zombie ninjas...zombie Billy Mays...
1(25.0%)

renob423 -- halloween by far the most over rated holiday? is the reality ever as good as the expectation of it? I don't have high expectations for Halloween, so I'm usually not disappointed. Most overrated holiday:

Halloween.
1(25.0%)
New Years Eve.
1(25.0%)
Christmas.
1(25.0%)
St. Patricks Day.
1(25.0%)

renob423 -- will rob zombie make halloween 3? will it be better than the original # 3? On a scale of 1-5, please rate your interest in this.

5 - omg I hope Rob Zombie will! He makes the best scary movies evar!
1(25.0%)
4 - I have enough vested interest in this film genre to apply some level of auteurism to it.
0(0.0%)
3 - That would be pretty cool.
0(0.0%)
2 - I just watch whatever shit they put in front of my face. It's October so a scary movie would be good I guess.
1(25.0%)
1 - The what now?
2(50.0%)

eideteker -- Artemis Spaceship Sim - What position on the ship do you call?

Captain.
0(0.0%)
Helm.
2(50.0%)
Communication.
0(0.0%)
Engineering
1(25.0%)
Weapon Control.
1(25.0%)

eideteker -- What does it say about me that I'm planning to try this out with some internet friends? That you're freaking paying attention, that's what. On a scale of 1-5, How badly do you want to do this?

5 - HUBLUCK.
0(0.0%)
4 - Neato.
1(25.0%)
3 - Not bad...not bad.
1(25.0%)
2 - Meh.
0(0.0%)
1 - Fail.
2(50.0%)

When you were a kid and the customary trick-or-treat bartering began after the night's hunting ended, which of the following candies did you consider the most valuable?

Reeses Cups.
2(50.0%)
Kit Kats.
1(25.0%)
Snickers.
1(25.0%)
Milky Way.
0(0.0%)

Which of the following measures did your parents take to ward off the possibility of razor blades or other dangerous additives being in your candy? Check all that apply:

We only went to houses we knew the owners of.
0(0.0%)
We went anywhere, but if we didn't know the person, we wouldn't eat their homemade things.
3(37.5%)
Every item had to be broken in half prior to consumption for inspection.
0(0.0%)
A cursory glace, checking for obvious tampering.
3(37.5%)
Whatever. Even way back when my parents knew that stuff was all urban legend horseshit.
2(25.0%)

Crappiest non-candy trick-or-treat giveaway:

Toothbrushes or dental floss.
1(25.0%)
Some loose change, or like that lady who lived on Calais Road, 10 pennies wrapped in cellophane.
1(25.0%)
Spider rings.
1(25.0%)
Pretzels. If you're going to give out edible treats, do it right.
1(25.0%)

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