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The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight
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It's Friday Poll Time!

Poll #1657968 Friday! Friday!! Friday!!!

renob423 -- you open a 2 liter of pop and the cap falls behind the fridge. lol, pop. move the fridge, macguyver a cap out of something, or let the 2L go capless?

Move the fridge.
1(25.0%)
MacGuyver a new cap.
0(0.0%)
MacGuyver a method to retreive the cap.
2(50.0%)
Let the bottle go capless. It's not worth the dollar or so to get it.
0(0.0%)
Let the bottle go capless. It's not like a 2 liter is going to last long enough to go flat anyway.
1(25.0%)

renob423 -- xmas songs: crank em or "turn the bullshit off!"?

Crank it! I love Christmas music.
2(50.0%)
Turn the bullshit off.
2(50.0%)
Christmas music is like Jimmy Buffet: it has a time and a place.
0(0.0%)

Which are your preferred genres of Christmas music: Check all that apply.

Classical/traditional.
0(0.0%)
Jazz.
1(25.0%)
40's-60's retro, from Bing Crosby to poppy Brenda Lee stuff.
1(25.0%)
Modern versions set to current genres, such as boy bands or trilly poptarts with rapper interludes.
0(0.0%)
Modern performers are acceptable as long as they approach it traditionally, ala Mariah Carey or Vanessa Williams.
0(0.0%)
Quirky/satirical.
2(50.0%)

renob423 -- how realistic is rocky compared to your average slasher film? I hate to say it, but I've never seen Rocky I all the way through.

The odds of a world heavyweight champion picking some local slug to fight in the biggest bout of the year is about as likely as a group of kids being harassed by the same maniac for years on end.
1(25.0%)
Adrianne and Rocky don't have sex for the whole first movie. Had the slasher flick sluts held out some, maybe they would make it to the ending like she does.
0(0.0%)
Unlike slasher films, Rocky was a low-budget movie that actually went on to not only make money but create real movie stars.
2(50.0%)
In slasher movies, the bumbling drunk lowlife usually gets killed off pretty fast. In real life and in Rocky, guys like Paulie seem to infect others' lives forever.
1(25.0%)

eideteker -- How does one "network" for business and career advancement purposes?

Be willing to talk about yourself, your needs, and what a person can do for you at a moment's notice.
1(25.0%)
Friend anyone and everyone you can think of on LinkedIn.
0(0.0%)
For all those times people say "sure, here's my card. We'll talk," you actually have to follow up with them. Often multiple times.
1(25.0%)
In summation: it involves a certain amount of douchebaggery.
2(50.0%)

renob423 -- will the hitler mustache ever make a come back?

Given the absolute absurdity of the latest hipster mustache trends, anything is possible.
2(50.0%)
If the right celebrity or anticelebrity sports the hitlerstache, it might catch on.
1(25.0%)
Then again, those who might deign to wear it probably would resist if it became mainstream popular.
0(0.0%)
Think about the reaction to Prince Harry's Hitler Halloween costume. There's plenty of stupid that can become popular, but Hitler is off limits. See also: blackface.
1(25.0%)

renob423 -- if jared leto, labron james, george cloony, al pachino, and johnny depp all grew a hitler stache in 2011 okay okay. One of these things is not like the other. would that be a big enough push to make it an acceptable style again? See above.

Jared Leto.
2(66.7%)
LeBron James.
0(0.0%)
George Clooney.
0(0.0%)
Al Pacino.
0(0.0%)
Johnny Depp.
1(33.3%)

renob423 -- what shocking thing will kids do in 20 years that makes me say "what's with kids these days? we never pulled that kind of crap back in MY day!"

It would have to involve some sort of technology that's not yet available that they use in some way to alter their minds or expose their genitals.
2(50.0%)
Total abstinence from sex, drugs and promiscuity.
0(0.0%)
I'd like to think anything the future generations do would be met with more irritated indignance than horrified shock, but I'm sure everyone thought that at some point in their lives.
1(25.0%)
It will be some bastardization of our rebellions that pisses us off because they're doin it wrong.
1(25.0%)

renob423 -- does having "wild" hair as a teen give someone cart blanch to say whatever they want about whatever stupid haircut the youth of today has?

As long as they're insistent that their old stupid haircut was somehow more awesome than the latest stupid haircut.
1(25.0%)
I would say it's the opposite. If you had the stupid haircut then, you best keep your mouth shut about anyone else's stupid haircut.
3(75.0%)

The other week, I was watching the "Holiday" edition of the Food Network show, Chopped. The show required the contestants to cook a meal using wacky "holiday" ingredients to make a "holiday" meal. While I comprehend the rationale behind "Happy Holidays" vs. "Merry Christmas", the wacky ingredients were all Christmas-oriented and the show insisted on saying "holiday". Except when one guy made a Hanukkah dish.

Sensitive move. They wouldn't want to alienate any viewers by calling it a Christmas special.
0(0.0%)
Why not have both a Hanukkah and a Christmas special and have the wacky ingredients correspond to each?
0(0.0%)
The point of "holiday" is to group all of the late-winter events together. If you're going to so obviously make it a Christmas thing thanks to the wacky ingredients being candy canes and goose, it's not generic "holiday" anymore.
1(33.3%)
Pussies. You know it's a Christmas special, you're just trying to appease the PC gods. Call it what it is.
2(66.7%)

Does your work have a Holiday Party?

Yes.
2(50.0%)
No.
2(50.0%)

If yes, what is your position on said Holiday Party?

It's a nice fun event.
1(33.3%)
Eeh. Whatever. Free drinks/food.
1(33.3%)
I would chew off my own foot to get out of it.
1(33.3%)

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