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  <title>Phony Annoying Doofus</title>
  <subtitle>Phony Annoying Doofus</subtitle>
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    <name>Phony Annoying Doofus</name>
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  <updated>2009-11-06T16:25:55Z</updated>
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    <title>It's Friday Poll Time!</title>
    <published>2009-11-06T16:25:55Z</published>
    <updated>2009-11-06T16:25:55Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/poll/?id=1481661"&gt;View Poll: Friday!  Friday!!  Friday!!!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:maeincarnate:544983</id>
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    <title>It's Friday Poll Time!</title>
    <published>2009-10-30T15:52:45Z</published>
    <updated>2009-10-30T15:52:45Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/poll/?id=1478451"&gt;View Poll: Friday!  Friday!!  Friday!!!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:maeincarnate:544725</id>
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    <title>It's Friday Poll Time!</title>
    <published>2009-10-16T19:54:56Z</published>
    <updated>2009-10-16T19:54:56Z</updated>
    <content type="html">No poll next week - I will be working at a hotel all week, if you catch my drift.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/poll/?id=1472155"&gt;View Poll: Friday!  Friday!!  Friday!!!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:maeincarnate:544385</id>
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    <title>It's Friday Poll Time!</title>
    <published>2009-10-09T15:40:20Z</published>
    <updated>2009-10-09T15:40:20Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/poll/?id=1468615"&gt;View Poll: Friday!  Friday!!  Friday!!!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:maeincarnate:544172</id>
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    <title>It's Friday Poll Time!</title>
    <published>2009-10-02T15:39:50Z</published>
    <updated>2009-10-02T15:39:50Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/poll/?id=1465453"&gt;View Poll: Friday!  Friday!!  Friday!!!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:maeincarnate:543799</id>
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    <title>It's Friday Poll Time!</title>
    <published>2009-09-25T16:07:58Z</published>
    <updated>2009-09-25T16:07:58Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/poll/?id=1462437"&gt;View Poll: Friday!  Friday!!  Friday!!!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:maeincarnate:543495</id>
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    <title>It's Friday Poll Time!</title>
    <published>2009-09-11T16:13:44Z</published>
    <updated>2009-09-11T16:13:44Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/poll/?id=1456184"&gt;View Poll: Friday!Friday!!Friday!!!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content>
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    <title>It's Friday Poll Time!</title>
    <published>2009-09-04T15:41:20Z</published>
    <updated>2009-09-04T15:41:20Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/poll/?id=1453149"&gt;View Poll: Friday!  Friday!!  Friday!!!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content>
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    <title>It's Friday Poll Time!</title>
    <published>2009-08-28T15:27:33Z</published>
    <updated>2009-08-28T15:27:33Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/poll/?id=1450142"&gt;View Poll: Friday!  Friday!!  Friday!!!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:maeincarnate:542811</id>
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    <title>The Beelocaust, or: Good God What Happened To Those Bees?</title>
    <published>2009-08-24T13:19:12Z</published>
    <updated>2009-08-24T13:19:12Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Saturday, Evan and I began installing the faux tin-tile sheets we have been meaning to hang over our backsplash for months. We had to remove the outlet plate so we figured while we were at it, we'd install a ground fault interrupter plug for safety's sake in the kitchen.  When we unscrewed the plug and pulled it out of the wall, &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/jerseyspice/3846480640/"&gt;a big pile of dirt fell out&lt;/a&gt;.  After a closer look and some debate as to whether or not it was rotten insulation, there was no doubting it, &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/jerseyspice/3846480820/"&gt;the entire outlet housing was filled with mostly-decayed bee corpses&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I want to make it perfectly clear that these photos were taken AFTER we scraped some of the clumps of dead bees out.  The housing was completely full from top to bottom, side to side.  How did all those bees get in there?  What happened to them once they did? Did more come in after the first ones started dying?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Further down the tile installation line, we had to open up another outlet.  This one was mercifully dead-bee free.  Why that one outlet?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Has anyone ever heard or seen anything like this?</content>
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    <title>It's Friday Poll Time!</title>
    <published>2009-08-21T15:47:47Z</published>
    <updated>2009-08-21T15:47:47Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/poll/?id=1446915"&gt;View Poll: Friday!  Friday!!  Friday!!!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content>
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    <title>It's Friday Poll Time!</title>
    <published>2009-08-14T14:33:01Z</published>
    <updated>2009-08-14T14:33:01Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/poll/?id=1443795"&gt;View Poll: Friday!  Friday!!  Friday!!!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content>
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    <title>It's Friday Poll Time!</title>
    <published>2009-08-07T14:31:19Z</published>
    <updated>2009-08-07T14:31:19Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/poll/?id=1440963"&gt;View Poll: Friday!  Friday!!  Friday!!!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content>
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    <title>It's Friday Poll Time!</title>
    <published>2009-07-31T14:50:00Z</published>
    <updated>2009-07-31T14:50:00Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/poll/?id=1437736"&gt;View Poll: Friday!  Friday!!  Friday!!!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content>
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    <title>It's Friday Poll Time!</title>
    <published>2009-07-24T14:10:47Z</published>
    <updated>2009-07-24T14:10:47Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/poll/?id=1434407"&gt;View Poll: Friday!  Friday!!  Friday!!!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content>
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    <title>It's [Thursday Night] Poll Time!</title>
    <published>2009-07-17T03:46:29Z</published>
    <updated>2009-07-17T03:46:29Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I'm leaving for a weekend in the New York City fairly early tomorrow so here's your poll.  Don't open it until tomorrow morning, though:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/poll/?id=1430895"&gt;View Poll: Friday!  Friday!!  Friday!!!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And now, please provide your question for next week in the comments. Don't make me regret this, renob.</content>
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    <title>It's Friday Poll Time!</title>
    <published>2009-07-10T18:20:17Z</published>
    <updated>2009-07-10T18:20:17Z</updated>
    <content type="html">The poll is likely going to be later than usual from now on.  Somebody just signed on for a whole new workload.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/poll/?id=1427894"&gt;View Poll: Friday!  Friday!!  Friday!!!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:maeincarnate:540823</id>
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    <title>It's Friday Poll Time!</title>
    <published>2009-07-03T16:23:16Z</published>
    <updated>2009-07-03T20:44:11Z</updated>
    <content type="html">It appears my dumbass forgot to put in the question box.  Hey, it's my day off.  Put your questions in the comments, please.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/poll/?id=1424665"&gt;View Poll: Friday!  Friday!!  Friday!!!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content>
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    <title>Chirp! Chirp!</title>
    <published>2009-06-27T07:02:08Z</published>
    <updated>2009-06-27T07:02:08Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;ul class="loudtwitter"&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;08:52&lt;/em&gt; I feel wasteful buying a new humidifier instead of just a replacement for the broken water tank, but when they cost the same, why would I? &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/duckduckmej/statuses/2343281703"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href="http://www.loudtwitter.com"&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <title>It's Friday Poll Time!</title>
    <published>2009-06-26T15:24:22Z</published>
    <updated>2009-06-26T15:24:22Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/poll/?id=1421498"&gt;View Poll: Friday!  Friday!!  Friday!!!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:maeincarnate:540083</id>
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    <title>Chirp! Chirp!</title>
    <published>2009-06-26T07:02:00Z</published>
    <updated>2009-06-26T07:02:00Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;ul class="loudtwitter"&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;10:03&lt;/em&gt; Interesting how the corpspeak terms &amp;quot;outside the box&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;out of the box&amp;quot; are so similar-sounding for such differently-intended meanings. &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/duckduckmej/statuses/2326446247"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;10:04&lt;/em&gt; @&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/kimmyz"&gt;kimmyz&lt;/a&gt; Sounds like last night's adventure sheds some light on the odd burning-plastic smell of your back alley. &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/duckduckmej/statuses/2326461181"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;14:05&lt;/em&gt; Sorry to hear Farrah Fawcett is gone, but let it be written: I do. not. want the word &amp;quot;anal&amp;quot; in my obituary.  No matter what I die from. &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/duckduckmej/statuses/2329709576"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href="http://www.loudtwitter.com"&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <published>2009-06-25T07:02:08Z</published>
    <updated>2009-06-25T07:02:08Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;ul class="loudtwitter"&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;08:43&lt;/em&gt; Who'd have thought when they were buying their copy of Dookie in 1994 that Green Day would be relevant 15 years later? &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/duckduckmej/statuses/2309744165"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href="http://www.loudtwitter.com"&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <title>Chirp! Chirp!</title>
    <published>2009-06-24T07:02:04Z</published>
    <updated>2009-06-24T07:02:04Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;ul class="loudtwitter"&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;07:34&lt;/em&gt; sitting in a board meeting - or should I say BORED meeting lolz. &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/duckduckmej/statuses/2293325347"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;15:09&lt;/em&gt; aaaand in a 6am brainfog, I left the neg feedback meant for the Kuala Lampour guy to the wrong person. &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/duckduckmej/statuses/2298818860"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href="http://www.loudtwitter.com"&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <title>Chirp! Chirp!</title>
    <published>2009-06-23T07:02:12Z</published>
    <updated>2009-06-23T07:02:12Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;ul class="loudtwitter"&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;08:34&lt;/em&gt; Guy In Kuala Lampur: US shipping only means US shipping only, whether you ask before or after you win the item.Thanks for wasting my time. &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/duckduckmej/statuses/2278199603"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href="http://www.loudtwitter.com"&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <title>Chirp! Chirp!</title>
    <published>2009-06-22T07:01:51Z</published>
    <updated>2009-06-22T07:01:51Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;ul class="loudtwitter"&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;10:35&lt;/em&gt; back at ORD after 2 days of sea-shanty playing ska band, roller derby, and the Whiites. &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/duckduckmej/statuses/2265932526"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically shipped by &lt;a href="http://www.loudtwitter.com"&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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