Phony Annoying Doofus

It's [Thursday Night] Poll Time!

2009-07-17T03:46:29Z

I'm leaving for a weekend in the New York City fairly early tomorrow so here's your poll. Don't open it until tomorrow morning, though:

View Poll: Friday! Friday!! Friday!!!

And now, please provide your question for next week in the comments. Don't make me regret this, renob.

It's Friday Poll Time!

2009-07-10T18:20:17Z

The poll is likely going to be later than usual from now on. Somebody just signed on for a whole new workload.

View Poll: Friday! Friday!! Friday!!!

It's Friday Poll Time!

2009-07-03T16:23:16Z

It appears my dumbass forgot to put in the question box. Hey, it's my day off. Put your questions in the comments, please.

View Poll: Friday! Friday!! Friday!!!

Chirp! Chirp!

2009-06-27T07:02:08Z

08:52 I feel wasteful buying a new humidifier instead of just a replacement for the broken water tank, but when they cost the same, why would I? #

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It's Friday Poll Time!

2009-06-26T15:24:22Z

View Poll: Friday! Friday!! Friday!!!

Chirp! Chirp!

2009-06-26T07:02:00Z

10:03 Interesting how the corpspeak terms "outside the box" and "out of the box" are so similar-sounding for such differently-intended meanings. #
10:04 @kimmyz Sounds like last night's adventure sheds some light on the odd burning-plastic smell of your back alley. #
14:05 Sorry to hear Farrah Fawcett is gone, but let it be written: I do. not. want the word "anal" in my obituary. No matter what I die from. #

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Chirp! Chirp!

2009-06-25T07:02:08Z

08:43 Who'd have thought when they were buying their copy of Dookie in 1994 that Green Day would be relevant 15 years later? #

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Chirp! Chirp!

2009-06-24T07:02:04Z

07:34 sitting in a board meeting - or should I say BORED meeting lolz. #
15:09 aaaand in a 6am brainfog, I left the neg feedback meant for the Kuala Lampour guy to the wrong person. #

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Chirp! Chirp!

2009-06-23T07:02:12Z

08:34 Guy In Kuala Lampur: US shipping only means US shipping only, whether you ask before or after you win the item.Thanks for wasting my time. #

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Chirp! Chirp!

2009-06-22T07:01:51Z

10:35 back at ORD after 2 days of sea-shanty playing ska band, roller derby, and the Whiites. #

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2009-06-20T07:02:50Z

09:13 Heading to Chicago to see the Bobwhite crew. 5 hours until flight: got a few errands to run, after cookies and HGTV, of course. #
09:17 Also, re: that commercial where the guy calls Best Buy from WalMart asking about TVs? What a douchebag. She should have hung up on him. #
12:21 flight delayed an hour. thanks for the txt alert, American. #
12:42 and here I thought, I don't need my DS. It's only a 2 hour flight... #
15:42 holy shit they've started boarding my 2pm flight. #
16:26 now we're boarded and have a 1.5hr tarmac sit ahead of us. #

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It's Friday Poll Time!

2009-06-19T14:08:33Z

View Poll: Friday! Friday!! Friday!!!

Chirp! Chirp!

2009-06-17T07:02:05Z

08:36 Dear OXO: If you can't figure out how to make an overpriced kitchen gadget that's dishwasher safe, I can't be bothered. XOX, Mej. #

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Chirp! Chirp!

2009-06-16T07:01:59Z

10:19 Illegally trying to sell a case of skunked wine on Craigslist for $10. So far, not even a nibble. I wonder if people think I'm a narc. #

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2009-06-15T07:01:52Z

10:07 It occurred to me last night, for the first time in 2009, that I graduated college 10 years ago. #

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2009-06-13T07:02:04Z

11:30 Evan & I watched our 1st Top Chef episode. We're sorry we ignored you for so long. Take comfort knowing we've only been cheating ourselves. #

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It's Friday Poll Time!

2009-06-12T19:56:57Z

Wow. Four hours and I didn't realize the Poll was all fucked up. Sorry about that, guys.

View Poll: Friday! Friday!! Friday!!!

Chirp! Chirp!

2009-06-11T07:02:03Z

13:33 WHERE'S MY BURRITO? #

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2009-06-10T07:02:19Z

09:00 Really, who's the stupid one: the cashier, or you for thinking you just walked into some magical McDonalds that serves fries at 8:30am? #

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Chirp! Chirp!

2009-06-06T07:02:51Z

09:05 It seems like 99% of the time you hear the word "ignorant", the user doesn't know the real definition of the word. Oh, delicious irony. #

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It's Friday Poll Time!

2009-06-05T14:40:36Z

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Chirp! Chirp!

2009-06-04T07:02:02Z

11:28 Yoplait Light Thick & Creamy is the pudding of yogurts. #

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2009-06-03T07:02:19Z

08:40 Little-lauded benefits of convertibles, 1 & 2: easy loading of big bulky items thru open top; multitasks as transportation and hair dryer. #
12:31 I think it's about time we call in Charles Widmore for questioning. #
15:07 There must be a circle of hell in which deceased actors atone for their sins by "performing" in HR Diversity Training video skits. #

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Chirp! Chirp!

2009-05-30T07:01:56Z

18:48 @freality youre gonna have a blast if the rain holds out. Great place for a game. #
21:03 Caught our second mouse. The second boy, which gives me hope there's not a litter. Also, the second to shit himself upon trap impact. #

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It's Friday Poll Time!

2009-05-29T14:10:10Z

View Poll: Friday! Friday!! Friday!!!