"Front struts? You mean rear struts, right?"
"um...oh, yeah. Rear struts."
"Are you *sure*? Because, you guys tried to sell me front struts this morning and I told you I only wanted rear ones."
"Yeah. Rear struts only."
Mother of sweet fucking Christ. If they put front struts on instead of the back ones I don't know what kind of hell I'm going to raise.