The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight (maeincarnate) wrote,
The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight

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LIfestyles of the Rich and Soon-to-be-Irrelevant

I'm watching Cribs on MTV, which is basically Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous without a host. A camera follows these MTV stars around their homes while they brag about the shit with which they have surrounded themselves.

Someone needs to sit every single one of these cats down and play MC Hammer's Behind the Music for them. Remember, when you are nothing more than just filler on a best of the 00's As Seen on TV CD, no one is going to want to buy your suped-up Bentley customized with platinum dollar signs, three Playstations, and your name branded in the leather. Even though this person may seem like a drag, keep someone around you whose job it is to tell you "no."

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