DOCTOR, the professional whose number our heroine found in her insurance book
MEGAN, our heroine
SCENE: DOCTOR's office]
[Flourish.] MEGAN is sitting on the examining table in the DOCTOR's office. Enter DOCTOR.
DOCTOR: Hi, I'm Dr. Soandso. What brings you in to see me today?
MEGAN: Well, my ears are congested and achy, my throat is sore, I have a tightness in my chest and am feeling sinus pressure.
DOCTOR: mmmhmm...and are you getting treatment for your acne?
MEGAN: um...acne? I didn't realize I...uh...