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Reason #3,754 Why I HATE DOCTORS

[Dramatis Personae
DOCTOR, the professional whose number our heroine found in her insurance book
MEGAN, our heroine
SCENE: DOCTOR's office]

[Flourish.] MEGAN is sitting on the examining table in the DOCTOR's office. Enter DOCTOR.

DOCTOR: Hi, I'm Dr. Soandso. What brings you in to see me today?

MEGAN: Well, my ears are congested and achy, my throat is sore, I have a tightness in my chest and am feeling sinus pressure.

DOCTOR: mmmhmm...and are you getting treatment for your acne?

MEGAN: um...acne? I didn't realize I...uh...



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