The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight (maeincarnate) wrote,
The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight
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Food Facts.

I can make cheapo boxed Macaroni and Cheese better than anyone else in the world. The cheaper the box, the better. And I don't cheat or anything. The only ingredients I use besides the cheese powder, butter, and milk are salt and pepper.

Soda tastes better when I pour it.

I make chocolate chip cookies so well that I have photographs of two different batches in two different photo albums. They don't just taste good, they look good.

Veggie Tuna Medley (because salad usually implies mayo)
1 can tuna, pref. Solid White Albacore, drained
1/2 cup green pepper, chopped
1/2 cup carrots, chopped
1/4 cup red pepper, chopped
1/4 cup broccoli end things (if the broccoli is a tree, these are the leaves), kinda shaven off the floret

Stir well and black pepper to taste. Lemon juice optional. Check teeth for broccoli.
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