Soda tastes better when I pour it.
I make chocolate chip cookies so well that I have photographs of two different batches in two different photo albums. They don't just taste good, they look good.
Veggie Tuna Medley (because salad usually implies mayo)
1 can tuna, pref. Solid White Albacore, drained
1/2 cup green pepper, chopped
1/2 cup carrots, chopped
1/4 cup red pepper, chopped
1/4 cup broccoli end things (if the broccoli is a tree, these are the leaves), kinda shaven off the floret
Stir well and black pepper to taste. Lemon juice optional. Check teeth for broccoli.