The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight (maeincarnate) wrote,
The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight
maeincarnate

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Happy Wednesday

People say yo humpty
you're really funny lookin'
that's alright cause I get things cookin'
you stare you glare you constanly try to compare me
but you can't get near me
I'm given more see
and on the floor B
all the girls they adore me
oh yes ladies
I'm really bein' sincere
'cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle your rear
my nose is big
uh uh I'm not ashamed
thick like a pickle
I'm still gettin' paid
I get laid by the ladies
you know I'm in charge
both how I'm livin' and my nose is large
I get stupid
I'll shoot an arrow like Cupid
I'll use a word that don't mean nothin like Luke did
I sang on Dowhatchalike
and if you missed it
I'm the one who said just grab him in the biscuits
also told you that I like to bite
well yeah
I guess it's obvious I also like to write
all ya had to do was give Humpty a chance
and now I'm gonna do my dance
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  • Second, third, and fourth opinion

    The weirdest thing about having three friends who are radiologists at the hospital where I got my CAT scan is that three of my friends are excited…

  • ..or I breakayouface

    Yesterday after lunch, I started getting a big headache. My forehead felt like it was popping out, my chest got all fluttery, my legs were all mushy…

  • I don't want your damn 16oz coffee.

    It annoys the living shit out of me that when I get a large coffee and a bagel at this one place near the Metro, they ring it up as a medium coffee…