On Mondays, they do this thing where they allow people to call up and say in normally 5 seconds or less what they did that weekend. Usually it's "my daughter turned four" or "I graduated community college" or something else like that. Then they ooh and aah and go to the next caller.
Today, a lady called up to say she spent the weekend at BURNING MAN. Murphy and Cash (and I'm sure about 98% of the listening audience) were stumped. "How do all those people have a party in the desert? What do you do the whole time? What do you mean they leave no trace? Do they burn it down?"
Come on, people. Don't make Oldies channel listeners try to think about Burning Man.
Work has yet to crush my soul today. Even though I posted. 3h 38mins