Anyhoo, I go to the CVS and scour the racks for a single blank card with maybe a picture of a bunch of flowers or a cat on it or some shit like that. I came up totally snakeyes. Nothing. Not a damned blank card in the bunch. Sure, they had birthday cards written in Greek and Finnish, Congratulations-on-your-recent-weight-lo
But not a blank one to be found. So, like a sucker, I bought another box of stationery.