May 18th, 2001

JOY

God Bless America

There are now six Police "Crossing Gaurd" Officers getting paid to monitor the flow of traffic around the Pentagon. Last week there were none.

Needless to say, things moved a whole lot more smoothly then. It tickles me to the tips of my toes to know that my money is being used so wisely. I might as well cover a $100 bill with butter and eat it.
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    David Byrne - Feelings