August 17th, 2001

JOY

Geek Justice

Wouldn’t it be great if they got the annoying kid who played Anakin Skywalker to play the annoying kid in the new Planet of the Apes movie? That way, with a simple plot twist, all of us Star Wars and PlApes loving non-athletic types could watch that little bastard who destroyed the dreams of our collective childhood get trampled to death and have his throat torn out by a bunch of stampeding gorillas.

Not a sermon, just a thought.
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