Thank you all for doing your parts to make this one of the best birthdays I have ever had. I had a perfect weekend. Thank you for your kind wishes and for those of you who could make it out on Saturday, thank you all for coming and sharing my birthday with me.
Many hugs and kisses.
There's this commercial for those Crest Whitening strips that you put on your teeth to remove stains that features a marine archaeologist pulling artifacts from the sea and washing hundreds of years of crud off the them. Then, this commercial-character, who we are supposed to believe is a scientist says something to the effect of "I love restoring these century-old artifacts to their original splendor. That's why I love these Crest Whitening Strips."
Wha-wha-WHAT? I can understand a layer of film on your teeth in the morning, but century-old artifacts? How long has he been sleeping? I love my teeth. I love having them clean. But no matter how clean I get them, compare the stains and buildup on them to something that went down with the Titanic, and *your* teeth are gonna look a lot different.