November 27th, 2001

JOY

Excuse me while I kiss this guy

Every time I hear the Doors song "Light My Fire," I think of my friend in high school who sang along with the words, "Come on baby, bite my wire."

At the time, I was annoyed with him for desecrating a Doors line and thought it was self-defeating of him to refer to his member as a wire. Eight years later, I appreciate the humour in it.