December 14th, 2001

JOY

Direct Cause and Effect Relationship

I'm wearing the earphones that thanks to my crippling oral fixation, I chewed through the left ear wire of on Tuesday, so now sound only comes out of the right.

I'm wearing them because I can't bear to work without sound.

I'd have to work without sound if I weren't wearing the half-broken earphones because I didn't bring my gym gear and alternate walkman to work today.

I didn't bring the gym gear or alternate walkman to work today because my gym bag is carrying a dress, shoes and panty hose today.

My gym bag is carrying a dress, shoes and panty hose because our Non-denominational inoffensive to all parties Holiday Party is this evening and starts immediately after work.

Since the Holiday Party starts immediately after work, I overslept today.

I overslept today because every hour and a half, I woke up last night in a panic thinking that I had forgotten to pack some integral part of my Holiday Party outfit.

I woke up in a panic every hour and a half thinking that I had forgotten to pack some integral part of my outfit because I always just do that before important events.

I do that before important events because I'm high strung. Maybe that's why I'm orally fixated.
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