February 1st, 2002

JOY

Static Electricity

On the floor of the hallway leading from the elevator to the office door was a lone, wrinkled dryer sheet.

That sucker made it all the way from a home to the office. It probably had a boring journey in the leg of somebody's pants, but all I can hope is that whoever it was stuck to, it was plainly visible on their back to everyone on the Metro and the street.