April 8th, 2002

JOY

Cereal gone bad

I can't bear the thought of oatmeal. I can't bear to even look at someone eating it, let alone considering eating it myself. I have been watching my co-worker slurp it all morning and it's literally making my stomach turn. It just looks like frosted flakes that got left sitting in milk for a few hours and then congealed.

I do like grits, even though the first time I ever laid eyes on them when I was a freshman in college, I asked my roommate what was wrong with the oatmeal.

So, in the interest of science and because I haven't done one of these in a while:

Oatmeal or not to Oatmeal?

Fire up that kettle, I love the meal of oats!
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Fuck off, Quaker Man!
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