April 18th, 2002

JOY

History Lesson

A word to the Oldies 100 channel: Kokomo by the Beach Boys is not an Oldie. Please stop playing it on your radio station. You look like fools. Even though the Beach Boys performed it, it was written in 1988 for the film Cocktail. I know this, because I vividly remember looking at the map in my bedroom and wondering if the Beach Boys wrote the song about where Ryan White was from.

Furthermore, to the Classic Rock channel: Welcome to the Jungle is not Classic Rock. While a rock classic, it is not classic rock. Please do not lump Guns 'n Roses in with the likes of the fucking Eagles.
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