May 16th, 2002


And your teacher, instead of pretty Miss Maver, you had Morta, The Goat Woman.

While staying home from work always fills me with a crippling guilt no matter *how* sick I am, there are certain fringe benefits.

Like right now, perhaps the best Kids in the Hall of all time is on: featuring Running Faggot and The Pet Businessman. Taxzee! Taxzee! If only I've lost my drum, my Indian drum or the Gavin skit when the Jehovah's Witnesses show up could find their way on...

I like how department store bills smell good when they put perfume samples in them. It makes bill paying more pleasant in a way. Comcast should figure out a way to make their bills smell like cookies.
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