July 3rd, 2002

Dog Balls

It's Friday...kinda.

How is it possible to stink SO MUCH at 8:45 in the morning? Sure it's hot out, the pollution levels are high enough to suffocate a canary in an open field, and the Metro isn't the best ventilated place in the whole world. But come ON. Theoretically, you should have showered less than two hours ago. How is it possible to get from clean to Cab Driver Stench in less than 120 minutes? The afternoon, I can understand. It's been a long day. Does this mean you're going to smell even worse in 7 hours?

Also on the Don't-think-about-it-too-long front, I got handed a pamphlet from the Jews for Jesus as I got off the escalator. There's really little I can say about that that hasn't been said before in some early 1990's observational humour standup bit. But I will say this: There have been Jews for Jesus for about 2000 years now. Most of us just call them Christians.
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