July 29th, 2002

JOY

Is the Lottery worth a buck?

On the way in today, I figured if I had stepped onto the crosswalk just a few seconds early, I could have gotten hit by the oncoming truck just enough for me to fall over, hurt myself, and sue the living shit out of the guy, therefore allowing me the money to quit this bullshit job and persue something worthwhile.

Yep. It's one of those mornings.
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Fuck You Maryland

How is it possible for a state to suck so hard that the fact alone that I'd have to travel into it in order to see the Blondie/B-52's show on Wednesday is enough to make me doubt whether or not I want to go?
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