August 22nd, 2002

JOY

You aren't a person, you are a rider of a particular line

You Orange Line people crack me the fuck up.

Evening rush hour the order on the Orange/Blue track is as such: 4-Car Orange, 6-Car Orange, 4-Car Blue.

The Orange Line people will pack themselves in like steer on that 4-Car, and NINETY SECONDS LATER an empty 6-Car train comes into the station.

It's not like you have to wait eight to ten minutes between trains like, say...a Blue line person would. At least we have an excuse. Often I'll ride on an Orange train halfway home just for the space.

Don't even get me started on why it's bullshit you get ten cars to our four. Especially when you make no use of six of them. Until then, I will laugh at your khakied ass imprinted on the the glass of the door while you do your damnedest to keep your cocknballs away from the khakied ass in front of you.
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aaah!

Be on time for your own meeting.

Let's say you are the scheduler of a department-wide meeting (that is too long, drawn out, and could be eliminated if you got up off your ass a couple of times a day and asked people the questions you ask when you have us all in the same room waiting for our turns to talk...again, that is a story for later). Let's also say you have scheduled that meeting to take place at 10am on Tuesdays and Thursdays.

If you cannot be on time for your own meeting consistently, if you are late for it at least 2 out of 3 times, schedule it for 10:30.

On that 1 day out of 3 that you are on time, do not walk around the cubicles squealing "meeting! it's meeting time!" in your most condescending voice. We do not like the meetings, we do not like being condescended.
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