Further evidence that I am, in fact, a Sim:
I left the house around 5:20 this evening to go out to dinner and Desparately Seeking Susan (one of my top 5's coincidentally enough) was on USA. Madonna and Garry Glass were getting high on the couch when my ride came.
Even though I have been gone for eight hours, I returned tonight to the very scene I turned off when I left. Time stopped in my apartment, and yet my hunger levels are down, my social levels are up, and I'm about to piss all over the floor.
The old 60's romance comic books I'm using for my table project have some of the best ads for mail-away stuff in the backs of them. My favorite so far reads as such:
"Don't Let Them Call You SKINNY"
...advises Exciting New Actress EVA SIX
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