February 12th, 2003

JOY

Bandwagon: jumped.

My respect for American Idol's Simon Cowell has been sealed. During an exit interview after an appearance on the Howard Stern Show during which he was serenaded by Fred The Martian with a little ditty called "Simon is a Fag", Simon was asked if the song made him angry.

"If you give it, you have to take it", Simon replies.