March 27th, 2003

amsterdam

My Life is a Sitcom

Last night as I was leaving work during a pouring rainstorm, I pass my boss and a co-worker, and wave goodnight to them with the hand in which I am carrying my umbrella. My boss asks me if the umbrella he lent me is upstairs at my cubicle, and I stammer out something along the lines of "dammit...no, I keep forgetting it. Every time I don't have something to put it in, I forget it. I'm sorry."

Poll #117506 The Umbrella Saga

What's my next course of action?

Ignore the situation. The guy barely remembers the name of all of our co workers. He'll forget eventually.
0(0.0%)
Buy a replacement umbrella, give it to him, blaming the replacement on how I had it next to another umbrella at the bar and picked up the wrong one (this exposes me lying to him last night)
3(16.7%)
Buy replacement umbrella and say that my boyfriend must have taken the wrong one to work one day and then left it there.
8(44.4%)
Buy replacement umbrella and leave it in his office one time when he's not there, never saying anything about it again.
2(11.1%)
Buy replacement umbrella and come clean.
5(27.8%)

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