May 8th, 2003


Duck Duck Goose

I don't understand why it takes so many women so long to shop for shoes. I went to DSW last night to look for shoes to go with my new dress, and it took me less than 20 minutes to find out that the three suitable pairs in the store were deathly uncomfortable.

During the 15 minutes I spent searching the store for those three pairs, all I had to do was cruise the aisles at a quick gait, glancing at each pair. Whore shoes, whore, whore, whore, frumpy, whore, ugly, whore, stupid pointy shoes, whore, frumpy, whore, okay, whore, whore, ugly, whore, whore, whore, frumpy, ugly, whore, okay, whore, whore, ugly, awful color, whore, ugly, whore, whore, okay, whore, whore, ugly, whore. I mean, how can it take more than half a second to determine that whore shoes are whore shoes and therefore entirely unnaccepable? 5inch heels, 16 straps and an open toe, with some side fringe = whore. That's it. End of story. Next shoe please.
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Operation: Surprise Bob

Bob's birthday is on Monday. Last year we completely forgot about it. This year, Rob and Leanne's wedding is the focus of this weekend. Leanne spoke to me earlier about going out and getting drunk on Friday night pre-wedding.

Here's my idea:

We go out Friday, on the pretext that it's a pre-wedding party, but double it as a surprise for Bob.

If everybody thinks this is a good idea, say the word and I'll make a post that's locked to Rob and Leanne proposing the evening.
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The Anniversary Party

We all know how trying this whole wedding rigamarole has been for Rob and Leanne. I think the only way they are going to make it through their Re-Wedding Day is to be 100% hung over.

Let's take them out drinking on Friday night. They deserve it.

Is everybody down? Any ideas on where we should go?
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