January 21st, 2004

JOY

Hi. I just talked to Alan Greenspan.

Alan Greenspan called for my boss. After the call was over, I asked him if it was the REAL Alan Greenspan, and he's like, "yeah, that was Alan. He wants me to take his job" and then laughs all casually like ha ha that Alan Greenspan is a real kick in the pants.
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JOY

Carmen and Dave

I can't figure out which one of them is getting the short end of the stick in this whole arrangement.

I will admit that the oft-loathed Dave Navarro do bring the funny.
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