June 28th, 2004


Because they can.

My simmering loathe for Baby Boomers has been brought to a steady roll in recent weeks as I interact more and more with my immediate and extended families. While the highly-publicized anecdotes of Alpha Baby Boomer Bill Clinton have been national news, coincidentally, local behaviors have been no less Clintonian. I would blame it on genetics, had the instances been only within my blood, but it's rampant. Perhaps some vile moon is in retrograde for the children of '44 making them all pull out their generational penises at once, flopping them around in a bacchanalian festival of selfishness, shamelessness, and senselessness.

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