July 8th, 2004

Do you have any oleo?


I wish my airguns fired nausea pellets. It would be nice if my eyebeams had a vaporizing effect, but I would be satisfied with mere diahhrea. There would be nothing more glorious than knowing that cunt who blocked the escalator today is going to be begging God Almighty that she gets to work before she destroys her linen slacks. Oh what an evacuation it would be.
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