December 17th, 2004

JOY

"It's what we call 'Pressured Speech'"

The difference between me and my co workers is I find a slow Friday where all of the bosses are out of the office as a nice opportunity to enjoy the calm of the quiet and goof off on the internet. My co workers talk louder than normal on the phone and bemoan how "dead" it is as if they feel compelled to fill the air.

I have a doctor's appointment today at 2:15. I have a sinking feeling he's going to keep me waiting for a long time. So long, in fact, that it won't be worth my time coming back to the office.
  • Current Mood
    calm eeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
JOY

High? Cool.

Marketing Lady
Received eighty-eight apples
As a Christmas Gift.

Kellog's Special K
Makes these great Blueberry Bars
Ninety Calories

With 3 UPCs
I will get for free by mail
A pedometer

I hate Evian.
Poland Spring is my favorite.
Deer Park is Okay.

After the doctor
I will go shop at Target
For some more presents

From Harris Teeter
I need eggs, milk, vegetables
And English Muffins

I love Christmas Songs
Especially the oldies
Johnny Mathis Roolz.

It's eleven-ten.
I haven't started working
I don't think I will.
  • Current Mood
    calm zen
JOY

Story Time

Wow, it's been a while since I've posted a childhood story, but the progression from baaaaabyanimals to image searching for baby orangutans reminded me of how my friend in HS had one of those alphabet stuffed animal things. She had the O one, and it was an Orange Orangutan. She named it "Orgy". She said her parents never had the heart to tell her what it meant.
  • Current Mood
    bouncy CUTIE OVERLOAD