January 28th, 2005

JOY

Spam of the Day

-----Original Message-----
From: Ruth [mailto:prrainzoarhq@charter.com]
Sent: Thursday, January 27, 2005 10:27 PM
To: O. Jamison
Subject: Re: threatening the city. Behemoth


And the email's about refinancing. MONSTER INTEREST RATES MUST BE ON THE RAMPAGE!
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JOY

For my Friday Amusement

I am as guilty as the rest of us: A Friday reader/desperate refresher but rarely a Friday poster.

I had a great IM convo with petdance yesterday that was a very fun interview-esque sort of intro chat. Tying those two events together, I submit, for the good of the whole and my own amusement: this silly poll:

Poll #426617 Friday Fun Facts and FURY

Is there one song that consistently is the song stuck in your head? (one that comes back for repeats randomly)

Have you ever lied about your name to a person you just met?

I'm a different person to every different pickup line-dropping barfly
3(15.8%)
I have
7(36.8%)
No
3(15.8%)
Why would you do that?
6(31.6%)

Submit a quirky fact about yourself here:

Submit a quirky fib about yourself here:

How do you take your coffee?

Black
3(18.8%)
Black and Sweet
3(18.8%)
Light
4(25.0%)
Light and Sweet
6(37.5%)
Like I take my cookies: hot and as often as possible
0(0.0%)

Tell something embarassing you've done in order to get the attention of someone you like liked.

Better side of the bagel:

top
9(47.4%)
bottom
10(52.6%)

Bagel garnish:

butter
5(26.3%)
butter & jelly
0(0.0%)
cream cheese
14(73.7%)

God dammit, are bagels fucking delicious or what?

totally.
18(100.0%)

Chocolate:

Dark
7(36.8%)
Milk
8(42.1%)
White
4(21.1%)

Have you ever cut someone out of a photograph who you have cut out of your life

history's history, man. Everyone has their regrettable moments
18(94.7%)
My photo album has more chop jobs than an early-80's sweatshirt
1(5.3%)

Was this fun?

Yes. Please entertain me, I have nothing to do today.
10(52.6%)
ahem...LJ CUT?!?!
0(0.0%)
If I hated it so much why am I filling it out?
4(21.1%)
Is it really that bad to want a second bagel?
5(26.3%)
JOY

Joke:

So this biker is in this biker bar, enjoying his beer as quietly as a biker can in a biker bar. This slurring drunk guy comes up to him and says "hey man. I just got back from your GRANDMOTHER's house". The biker takes a sip of his beer, ignoring the drunk. "and I nailed your GRANDMOTHER." The biker slowly turns to the drunk, who says "and she LIKED IT.". The biker takes another sip of his beer, stares at the drunk and says:

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