April 1st, 2005

JOY

It's Friday Poll Time!

Poll #466074 Friday! Friday! Friday!

Most delicious yogurt flavor

Strawberry
4(16.7%)
Blueberry
5(20.8%)
Raspberry
2(8.3%)
Peach
2(8.3%)
Strawberry-Banana
2(8.3%)
Vanilla
4(16.7%)
Other
5(20.8%)

How is "meme" (one of those things that you write on your LJ and ask other people to write in theirs) pronounced?

meem (like "seem")
15(60.0%)
mi-mi
10(40.0%)

You're in a public restroom. Your clean hands are wet from washing. Which is the more irritating have to face next

The air-blow hand "dryer"
16(64.0%)
One of those new motion sensor paper towel limiters
9(36.0%)

Is there a particular fashion in which you eat differently colored candies

Totally random
16(61.5%)
I eat all of the same color and then move onto the next color
3(11.5%)
I eat them until there is an even number of each color, then rotate colors evenly
7(26.9%)

Favorite Secular Holiday

New Years Eve
6(24.0%)
Valentines Day
1(4.0%)
St. Patricks Day
0(0.0%)
April Fools Day
0(0.0%)
4th of July
7(28.0%)
Arbor Day
1(4.0%)
Halloween
6(24.0%)
Thanksgiving
4(16.0%)

How often do you go out to the movies

More than once a week
0(0.0%)
About once a week
0(0.0%)
About once or twice a month
9(34.6%)
Once every few months
1(3.8%)
Frequency depends on the season
2(7.7%)
I'd go to the movies all the damn time if the movies didn't suck so much, tickets weren't a total assrape and people learned to fucking behave themselves in the theater
14(53.8%)

Aside from Ring 2, these were the top 5 movies of the week. Which ones would would make you consider jumping out if it were your in-flight movie?

Guess Who
5(20.8%)
Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous
6(25.0%)
Robots
0(0.0%)
The Pacifier
6(25.0%)

If you could take a classic film and defecate all over its original message, which one would you choose

The Graduate
8(34.8%)
Its a Wonderful Life
6(26.1%)
Easy Rider
2(8.7%)
Rebel Without a Cause
3(13.0%)
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
1(4.3%)
Citizen Kane
2(8.7%)
Casablanca
1(4.3%)

What would you title it, and in comments, give a little plot synopsis of how you "sexed it up" for "the new generation"