April 13th, 2005


The Worst: A Tournament of Suckage

The Worst:
Gamer has suggested an experimental Single Elimination, 64-Seed tournament to run for the next few weeks to find the champion of the Shitty Celebrities.

Any celebrity that is:
  • Overexposed (or, someone you are or who is "so over")

  • Unexplainably Irritating

  • Takes themselves way to fucking seriously

  • Makes a shitty "artistic product" (i.e. crappy movies/music/etc.)

  • Makes no discernable "artistic product" or is otherwise talentless

  • Generally sucks

  • In the interest of nonpartisanship, political figures or newspeople do not qualify, including but not limited to: George Bush, Hillary Clinton, Al Franken, Bill O'Reilly, Ann Coulter or Maureen Dowd.

    Certain celebrities' participation can be qualified by era, i.e., "Family-Movie Eddie Murphy", "Post-Drugs Aerosmith", etc.

    It is quite possible that one man's star is another man's shitty celebrity. It could also come to pass that one bracket contains, in your opinion, two nonshitty celebrities. Please choose the celebrity that sucks less.

    I hope to start this tomorrow, as I will be traveling on Friday. Therefore: Please submit any suggestions you may have to the 64 contestants via comment. The more ideas you suggest, the less chance celebrites you don't think suck will qualify.

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