April 29th, 2005


The Worst: Week 3 - Round 2 North and South

The Worst
Rules (a review):
Vote for the celebrity of the paring that, in your opinion, more suits the Qualification Criteria or otherwise irritates you more. If you like both, dig deep within your soul to find the one you like less.

The winner of the matches will go on to face more shitty celebrities, the loser will be elimiated. In short: to move forward is to suck more. To be eliminated is to suck less.

Bitching about how someone you love/respect/think is awesome has made it on the list or ended up defeating someone you think is far shittier than they, is a foul. Them's the ropes. All contestants were democratically nominated and their caliber has been decided by popular vote. You may simply have bad taste. Don't comment or start flames about how so-and-so has no place in this or should never have beaten whoever.

In the event of a tie, the lower seeded celebrity, who sucked enough to tie a higher seed, truly sucks enough move to the next round.

Standings and the full bracket can be viewed here: The Worst

Voting for week 3 will close on Thursday, May 5. Week 4 voting will begin Friday, May 6.

Week 3: Second round North and South:
Poll #484323 The Worst - Week 3: North vs. South

North Bracket: 1 vs. 9

#1 Seed: Paris Hilton
#9 Seed: Fitness Celebrity John Basedow

North Bracket: 13 vs. 12

#12 Seed: Evanescence
#13 Seed: Dennis Rodman

North Bracket: 3 vs. 6

#3 Seed: Eminem
#6 Seed: Starr Jones

North Bracket: 7 vs. 15

#7 Seed: Mariah Carey
#15 Seed: Kid Rock

South Bracket: 1 vs. 9

#1 Seed: Jared from Subway
#9 Seed: Fiddy Cent

South Bracket: 4 vs. 5

#4 Seed: Family-Movie Eddie Murphy
#5 Seed: Whoopi Goldberg

South Bracket: 6 vs. 14

#6 Seed: Anna Nicole Smith
#14 Seed: Dr. Phil

South Bracket: 2 vs. 7

#2 Seed: Yoko-Ono-Era John Lennon
#7 Seed: Howard Stern
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