Rules (a review):
Vote for the celebrity of the paring that, in your opinion, more suits the Qualification Criteria or otherwise irritates you more. If you like both, dig deep within your soul to find the one you like less.
The winner of the matches will go on to face more shitty celebrities, the loser will be elimiated. In short: to move forward is to suck more. To be eliminated is to suck less.
Bitching about how someone you love/respect/think is awesome has made it on the list or ended up defeating someone you think is far shittier than they, is a foul. Them's the ropes. All contestants were democratically nominated and their caliber has been decided by popular vote. You may simply have bad taste. Don't comment or start flames about how so-and-so has no place in this or should never have beaten whoever.
In the event of a tie, the lower seeded celebrity, who sucked enough to tie a higher seed, truly sucks enough move to the next round.
Standings and the full bracket can be viewed here: The Worst
Voting for week 4 will close on Thursday, May 12. Week 4 voting will begin Friday, May 13.
Commisioner's Note: I got ahead of myself yesterday. Semifinals don't start until next week. On that day, we will celebrate the union of shit and fans.
East Bracket: 1 vs. 8
East Bracket: 4 vs. 13
East Bracket: 3 vs. 11
East Bracket: 2 vs. 10
West Bracket: 1 vs. 8
West Bracket: 4 vs. 5
West Bracket: 3 vs. 11
West Bracket: 2 vs. 7