May 6th, 2005


The Worst: Week 4

The Worst
Rules (a review):
Vote for the celebrity of the paring that, in your opinion, more suits the Qualification Criteria or otherwise irritates you more. If you like both, dig deep within your soul to find the one you like less.

The winner of the matches will go on to face more shitty celebrities, the loser will be elimiated. In short: to move forward is to suck more. To be eliminated is to suck less.

Bitching about how someone you love/respect/think is awesome has made it on the list or ended up defeating someone you think is far shittier than they, is a foul. Them's the ropes. All contestants were democratically nominated and their caliber has been decided by popular vote. You may simply have bad taste. Don't comment or start flames about how so-and-so has no place in this or should never have beaten whoever.

In the event of a tie, the lower seeded celebrity, who sucked enough to tie a higher seed, truly sucks enough move to the next round.

Standings and the full bracket can be viewed here: The Worst

Voting for week 4 will close on Thursday, May 12. Week 4 voting will begin Friday, May 13.

Commisioner's Note: I got ahead of myself yesterday. Semifinals don't start until next week. On that day, we will celebrate the union of shit and fans.

Poll #488857 The Worst - Week 4 East vs. West

East Bracket: 1 vs. 8

#1 Seed: Oprah
#11 Seed: Fred Durst

East Bracket: 4 vs. 13

#4 Seed: Celine Dion
#13 Seed: Tara Reid

East Bracket: 3 vs. 11

#3 Seed: Carrot Top
#11 Seed: Sheryl Crow

East Bracket: 2 vs. 10

#2 Seed: Post-Motherhood Madonna
#10 Seed: Flavor Flav & Brigitte Nielsen

West Bracket: 1 vs. 8

#1 Seed: Cher
#8 Seed: Sharon/Kelly Osbourne

West Bracket: 4 vs. 5

#4 Seed: Beyonce
#5 Seed: Britney Spears Federline

West Bracket: 3 vs. 11

#3 Seed: Tommy Lee
#11 Seed: Ashlë Simpson

West Bracket: 2 vs. 7

#2 Seed: Michael Jackson
#7 Seed: Kathy Griffin
  • Current Mood
    excited PUMPED

Fitness Celebrity John Basedow

Sadly, after facing some tough competition, Fitness Celebrity John Basedow was eliminated from The Worst last week. For anyone who asked who he is or those who didn't but still wondered, THIS is John Basedow.

Now get that image in your head, and imagine that 80's buttcutt hairdo appearing on your television at least once per commercial break.
  • Current Mood
    annoyed I hate you John Basedow