May 13th, 2005

JOY

The Worst: Week 5

The Worst
Rules (a review):
Vote for the celebrity of the paring that, in your opinion, more suits the Qualification Criteria or otherwise irritates you more. If you like both, dig deep within your soul to find the one you like less.

The winner of the matches will go on to face more shitty celebrities, the loser will be elimiated. In short: Vote for the person you think sucks more than the other. To move forward is to suck more. To be eliminated is to suck less.

Bitching about how someone you love/respect/think is awesome has made it on the list or ended up defeating someone you think is far shittier than they, is a foul. Them's the ropes. All contestants were democratically nominated and their caliber has been decided by popular vote. You may simply have bad taste. Don't comment or start flames about how so-and-so has no place in this or should never have beaten whoever.

In the event of a tie, the lower seeded celebrity, who sucked enough to tie a higher seed, truly sucks enough move to the next round.

Standings and the full bracket can be viewed here: The Worst

Voting for week 5 will close on Thursday, May 19. Week 4 voting will begin Friday, May 20.
Poll #493101 The Worst - Week 5 Semi (Quarter? I dunno) Finals

North Bracket 1 vs. 13

#1 Seed: Paris Hilton
45(73.8%)
#13 Seed: Dennis Rodman
16(26.2%)

North Bracket 6 vs. 7

#6 Seed: Starr Jones, esq.
40(65.6%)
#7 Seed: Mariah "Mimi" Carey
21(34.4%)

South Bracket 4 vs. 9

#4 Seed: Whoopi Goldberg
23(37.7%)
#9 Seed: 50 "Fiddy" Cent
38(62.3%)

South Bracket 2 vs. 6

#2 Seed: Yoko-Ono-Era John Lennon
14(23.0%)
#6 Seed: Anna "I wanna pickle" Nicole Smith
47(77.0%)

East Bracket 4 vs. 8

#4 Seed: Mdme. Celine Dion
34(55.7%)
#8 Seed: Fred "The Oprah Crusher" Durst
27(44.3%)

East Bracket 2 vs. 3

#2 Seed: Post-Motherhood Madonna
21(33.9%)
#8 Seed: Carrot Top
41(66.1%)

West Bracket 5 vs. 8

#5 Seed: Britney Spears Federline
46(75.4%)
#8 Seed: Sharon/Kelly Osbourne
15(24.6%)

East Bracket 2 vs. 11

#2 Seed: Michael Jackson
31(50.8%)
#11 Seed: Ashlee Simpson
30(49.2%)
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