June 3rd, 2005


The Worst: Championship Round

The Worst Championships
Rules (a review):
Vote for the celebrity of the paring that, in your opinion, more suits the Qualification Criteria or otherwise irritates you more. If you like both, dig deep within your soul to find the one you like less.

The winner will become, as democratically nominated and judged by you and your peers, The Worst.

You should know the rules and the gist of this by now, but in case there's any lingering doubt or if someone's visiting the tournament for the first time, Vote for the person you think sucks more than the other.

SPECIAL CHAMPIONSHIP ROUND RULE EXCEPTION: In the event of a tie at 4pm on Thursday, the Worst will go into Sudden Death starting 4:01pm. I will take a screen shot at 4:00 and again once the tie is decided. Deciding either of these two rounds by seed placement would be way anticlimactic.

Also, for shits and/or giggles, a quick Winner-of-the-Losers bout has been set up between Suckers 3 and 4

The Worst will conclude at 4pm on Thursday, June 9. The Coronation Ceremony will take place Friday morning.

Standings and the full bracket can be viewed here: The Worst

Poll #505640 The Worst - Championships

The Championship Battle

#1 Seed: Paris Hilton
#2 Seed: Michael Jackson

Fighting it out for Third

#4 Seed: Celine Dion
#6 Seed: Anna Nicole Smith