June 10th, 2005

JOY

The Worst

Eight Weeks. Sixty-Four Contestants. Three Thousand Five Hundred and Twenty-Five votes.

Paris Hilton: you have demonstrated the absolute lack of talent, the mystifying achievement of celebrity, and the cornea-searing overexposure deserving of The Worst. You suck. You suck more than 63 of your nominated peers. You were a sucking force to be reckoned with since Week One and have, to no one's real surprise, sucked to the very end.

Congratulations, Paris. You are The Worst.

Congratulations, Paris.  Way to Suck.