June 21st, 2005

Dog Balls

Slob

I'm starting to think it is impossible for me to have a shirt that doesn't have some sort of stain on it. Yesterday I got toothpaste water on my shirt, today, it's the juice of one or more than one of the fruits from my morning fruity medley. I hate looking like such a pig all the time. Just one shirt with no stains, please. Urgh.