July 1st, 2005

JOY

Friday Poll Time

This week's Friday Work-Slack Poll will be very image-heavy. If you're not going to play, get ready to pound your Page Down key:

NO CHEATING on the picture ones!

Poll #524279 Friday is a Work-Free Zone

What did I type in the Google Image search to get this picture:

Butthead
8(32.0%)
Middle Management
13(52.0%)
Tin Foil Hat
1(4.0%)
Denial
3(12.0%)

What did I type in the Google Image search to get this picture:

Party Parade
2(8.0%)
Going Bananas
15(60.0%)
Whoo!
5(20.0%)
Girl Gone Mundane
3(12.0%)

What did I type in the Google Image search to get this picture:

German Pirates
5(20.0%)
LOL
5(20.0%)
Das Ist Nicht Eine Boobie
10(40.0%)
Potato
5(20.0%)

What did I type in the Google Image search to get this picture:

I'm Lovin It
0(0.0%)
Yo Quiero Taco Bell
2(8.0%)
New Generation
16(64.0%)
Where's The Beef
7(28.0%)

What did I type in the Google Image search to get this picture:

Parker Lewis
7(28.0%)
TMBG Fan
7(28.0%)
Puppethead
3(12.0%)
Goober
8(32.0%)

Describe a workplace OCD of yours. Example: stapled clusters in my posession may only have one staple. I will remove all others and restaple if there's more than one or god forbid, one holding the first however many pages and then another holding one more to them.

You're at a highway truckstop of some kind in the fictional town of Handjob, Minnesota. What plastic souvenier do you buy?

a Handjob ashtray
7(26.9%)
a Handjob novelty naked girl pen
5(19.2%)
a Handjob rubber magnet
7(26.9%)
a Handjob t-shirt
3(11.5%)
a Handjob little spoon
1(3.8%)

Best Portable Carnie Fair Ride

Scrambler
4(15.4%)
Tilt-a-Whirl
4(15.4%)
That spin you around until you stick to the wall thing
7(26.9%)
The Pirate Ship
5(19.2%)
Anything involving being locked in a metal cage by a migrant uneducated minimum-wage worker
6(23.1%)
Dog Balls

Why Sick NOW?

6 hours of sleep last night, 4 hour nap just now. 32ounces of Gatorade, probably a gallon of water. Condition remains with a fever, rubbery skin, nausea, and exhaustion. Starting to believe this isn't just dehydration. God. Dammit.

I guess the upside is I was out of sick time anyway.