If last week's poll did anything, it showed us rock bottom. While I'm sure it's possible
to get worse than that it's improbable
. So those of you who were squicked out last week, enjoy this pleasant, taboo-free Friday Fun Poll!
Which is the worst (of these) feeling?
Hey...how long has my fly been down?
I'm sorry Mr. Shopkeeper. I'm a quarter short. Um, I guess I'll go without the soda.
Mother's Day is TOMORROW?!?
I'll take the 2-egg Platter with Home Fries and:
Just gimme another scoop of them 'taters.
It's important to spend good money to get good quality
Let's say after you die, you can ask to see footage of things from your life (ala <ahref=http://imdb.com/title/tt0101698/>Defending Your Life. Pick from a few of these stock footage reels:
The Lifetime Masturbation Montage
All the Times You Thought You Were Hot Shit and You Had TP On Your Shoe or Something Like That
The Dumb Shit You Did and Said While Intoxicated
All The Gross Shit You Didn't Know You Ate
Stuff That Happened To Your Car When You Weren't Looking
Where The Hell That Shirt You Loved From College/Favorite Pen/etc. Went
Greatest Slips, Stumbles, and Falls
All the Booze/Cigarettes/Drugs/Junk Food You Consumed Piled In One Room
So I want to see Bad News Bears.
eeh...it's Billy Bob being a dick. I can understand.
Best Sassy Demonstrative: (as in "Awright then, _____ Listen Up."