Sorry about the late poll today, folks. It's been a turd sandwich of a week. Thanks to Sparky, without whom this poll probably would have sucked or been like 2 questions long both about how shitty work is or something equally lame.
This week's poll probably would work best as a bunch of freewrite text answers. But nobody ever fills those out. Why is that?
On the first season of Celebrity Fit Club, what product did Biz Markie say made losing weight easier for him?
Skim De-Lux Milk
Knowing people still loved him more than Young MC
(reader submitted:) Two goblins are attacking a 6th level Barbarian. They are surrounding him on opposite sides. Do the goblins:
Get a +2 bonus for flanking
Get a -2 penalty for split attack
Get a +4 bonus for Goblin mobbing
Gain no benefit because of Improved Uncanny Dodge?
soarjubs is to _________ as __________ is to Giant Squid.
Giant Nerd :: Squid
Dungeon Master :: Mystery of the Sea
"Holy Crap what a nerd" :: "WTF IS THAT"
Goblins :: the Japanese
True or False: Natural disasters that are particularly deadly should be renamed for villains from page, stage and screen (i.e. Hurricane Ghidorah).
Most Hilarious Dictator/Genocidist of All Time
Find the next in the pattern: LOL, IMO, AFK, BRB...
I did not become _____________ overnight. On the contrary, the change was __________.
Detached from society :: cripplingly obtuse
incapable of making choices :: instantaneous
5'8" tall :: about 17 years in the making
a Richard Moll fan :: the result of years of horrible syndicated programming
Most lucrative of the Sally Struthers Correspondence School Careers:
Pork is to Pepperoni as _________ is to __________
Soylent Green :: Tofu
Bruce Wayne :: Batman
Those little white things :: Pepperoni
Hydrochloric Acid :: HYDROCHLORONI
What do these things have in common: Daily Multivitamins, Angelina Jolie, Fat-Free Cheese
Each are a government conspiracy to destroy Jennifer Anniston
They are all fictional
None can Procreate
All are consumed by millions of Americans every day
Superman's X-ray vision is hampered by what substance:
OMG MONTY PYTHON LOLZ NI! NI1